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Find The Humor In Your Horoscope!

Astrology doesn't have to be mind-boggling. It's time to have some fun with the zodiac. There's a playful way to master this ancient art.

Meet Your Planets is a witty and accessible approach to astrology. The planets are presented as a peppered bunch of characters always meddling in your life! They are sometimes brash, sometimes tactful, but they're always entertaining and enlightening.

Meet Your Planets helps you understand your personality by looking at yourself and your relationships with assistance from these planetary characters. Maybe it's the Temple Dancer you need to look at, a temptress oozing with exotic flair— perhaps the Tennis Champion, with his win-at-allcosts attitude— or maybe the Math Teacher, an unrelenting stickler for proof and accuracy.

In this humorous context, you'll find the meanings of the planets in the signs and houses, and of the aspects between any two planets in the horoscope.

Finally, astrology doesn't take itself so seriously! Meet Your Planets gives you permission to laugh at yourself. You'll be amused by how easy and fun learning the art of astrology is...seriously!

Sample Read:

From Chapter Two: Planets As People: Sun as King—

The energy of the Sun is the very center of life within us. It's that force that inspires us to go on living, like the fire in a boiler or electricity stored in a battery. It is a limitless creative power, and the physical sun, which pours out more energy in a single second than our minds can grasp, is an apt symbol of such power. When we are in the Sun mode, we feel strong, capable, even heroic.

The image for the Sun is a King. He is about thirty-five, strong, handsome, and highly charismatic, more like a storybook king than a real one. He is King Arthur, Shakespeare's Henry V - a hero figure. He is king because everyone naturally admires him and looks up to him, not by any kind of force.

Yet we should still think of him as a human being. He has his weaknesses; he still needs to learn and grow. There is something of the performer about him and he has to appear strong, certain, and in control all the time, even when he doesn't feel any of these things. It is part of his job to inspire confidence and optimism in his people, to assure them that all is well and that the realm is secure and prosperous, so he can function properly only when he is recognized and acknowledged. He has to be visible— he can't work behind the scenes— and he needs his people as much as they need him. Applause keeps him going....

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